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In breaking news, Stanley Strollers FC chairman Graeme Cook has announced a branding change for the new season including a completely new club name. Explaining the decision, Cook said that he was disappointed with fellow FPL clubs engaged in petty team name calling and changes so close to the new season. He explained, “as usual, it’s the fans that suffer but we have to compete so fuck’em and they need to learn some respect for everything I do for this club anyway"
To complement the scientifically designed un-counterfeit-able new kit (pictured below), the club will now be known by the new un-counterfeit-able name of We Are Now Known As Real Stanley Strollers FC. The club will be making no further comment in this respect.
The club will revert to it’s original name of Stanley Strollers FC with immediate effect. Explaining the decision, club chairman Graeme Cook said “we have listened to feedback from the FPL, the fanbase and Mrs C and we have now decided to commence the new season under our historic identity of Stanley Strollers FC. Our branding is important and fans who purchase counterfeit kits deprive the club of income the cheapskate bastards. However on reflection we have decided to take the moral high ground, let bygones be bygones, not follow the crowd, do the decent thing and be the big man in all this".
That plus the fact it was pointed out the proposed new name acronym would have been WANKARSS FC.
Bollocks.
